Loses something in the translation, no?

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: September 21, 2002

by ladyjdotnet
9-21-02
Get me down from here, Daddamnit! How dare you treat the SON OF GOD like this! Eat me, bastards! Do you hear me? EAT ME!
Mmm-hmm.
So then he said, "Eat me."
Oh no, that will never do.
Later...
... and so Jesus Christ told the people to drink of his blood and eat of his body...