Hooray for the red, white, and blue balls!

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: September 24, 2002

by ladyjdotnet
9-24-02
The terrorists have attacked our way of life.
They have attacked us because they hate our pride in our way of life.
They have attacked us because they hate our capitalistic values.
They have attacked us because they hate our tendency to seek that which gratifies us.
So, you see... if you don't give me a blow job, the terrorists win.
Whatever mack... it'll still be five bucks.