Hammer.exe

Author: ladyjdotnet

Date: November 4, 2002

by ladyjdotnet
11-04-02
I've come up with a great plan. I'm going to get paid for NOT working, and I'm going to get all kinds of groovy drugs for free.
Oh? How are you going to manage that?
Well, I'm going to hammer this nail into my head, and then act like it happened at work. Then I'll collect disability and lots of pain killers!
Sounds good to me...
...but don't you telecommute?