Microsoft! Part 9: Albuquerque

Author: lame

Date: April 29, 2004

by lame
4-29-04
So that's what they did with those monkeys they used to send into space.
Damn, knew I made a wrong turn at Albuquerque
There's a reason why they don't send us into space anymore
After unloading from the spaceship our good friend the alien bitches out his 3rd crewman, Stick-E
Huh? I thought I told you to kill yourself when we got to Jupiter...
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Clippy is always good for advice...
Well...time to mail this off and end it all
It looks like you're writing a suicide note. Would you like some help?(if so, click on one of the options below) -Noose