Jesus Goes Job Hunting, Part 2

Author: lamontcranston

Date: March 13, 2003

by lamontcranston
3-13-03
At the North Pole...
Hi I'm Jesus Christ, I called earlier?
Ah yes, Mr. C., what can I do for you?
I heard there was an available position in the Elf Department?
Huh? How bout you get the fuck outta here right now?
The fucking nerve!
Yeah, damn Jews.