JC's First Day at Work

Author: lamontcranston

Date: March 13, 2003

by lamontcranston
3-13-03
Hello Mr Smith This is Mr. Christ speaking, I was wondering if you'd like to donate $5 to the Save-a-Snail Foundation?
Ummm, Mr Christ, what the hell kind of name is that?!! And what good are snails! Why should we be saving them!!! Goodbye.
Howdy. This is JC speaking, I was wondering Dr. Johnson, if you'd be interesting in donating a few dollars to the Save-A-Snail Foundation?
Ooh...this is one of those sex calls! OK, JC, I'm wearing a jockstrap and my ass is really hairy, how bout you???
Sir, I havent been having much luck today!
Well you're obviously not trying hard enough! jesus christ, why do you think I hired you! I see potential! Now get back to work!