Jesus Gets Fired

Author: lamontcranston

Date: March 13, 2003

by lamontcranston
3-13-03
The drudgery continues...
Hello, Mrs. Crosby, I was wondering if you'd like to buy some stock in the Save a Snail corporation! It's up and coming!
Excuse me?! That's ridiculous! Are you a retard or something!?
Well, Mrs. Crosby, how bout you go outside and play "Hide and Go FUCK yourself?"
Well ...I NEVER! (click)
Jesus, you're fired! Get out!
Fine. Whatever. I dont need this fucking job. I'm the son of god! I've got supernatural powers! I could fucking smite you in a millisecond. So you can take this job and shove it up your fucking ass!!