Never Trust a Talking Squirrel

Author: lamontcranston

Date: May 6, 2003

by lamontcranston
5-06-03
One day, at the park...
I possess within this little brain the greatest secrets in the universe!!
My God! You can TALK!
Yes, this is true...and all I need is one more nut to tell you these great secrets!
That's it? Ok, there you go pal.
SUCKER!!!!
SONOFABITCH! Goddamn squirrels!