Chicken needs a Job

Author: lamontcranston

Date: May 6, 2003

by lamontcranston
5-06-03
Hey, I need help finding a job!
OK, tell me what skills you have that could help you get a job.
Well, I've humped lots of hens, and I can yell really goddamn loud...
Hmm, well Chicken I'm not really sure that you're cut out for the "Real World" job market.
You know something Goat, I'm tired of your bullshit buzzwords, I've been in the fucking "Real World" since I popped out of an egg, so dont tell me that shit!
Hey! what the hell are we doing on this cruise ship?