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hay lady
i am disssssccccooooo
whas diksco lady
jesus christ im michal jackson why the fuck doesnt anyone realize dat
michal jackson later that day
drop yo pants
CRY CRY i dont wanna

 

somewhere
A HAR HAR HAR DOHN WIT AMARICA
moo goddamnit
somewhere
buzzz buzzzz buzzzz buzzzzzzo fuckty buzzz
hi you mustbe that woman that tryed to fly the plane ive met you before hi amelia
somewhere
oh my god!
zapty

 

somewhere
A HAR HAR HAR DOHN WIT AMARICA
moo goddamnit
somewhere
buzzz buzzzz buzzzz buzzzzzzo fuckty buzzz
hi you mustbe that woman that tryed to fly the plane ive met you before hi amelia
somewhere
oh my god!
zapty

 

well hardys there
im cooler than you
im a justin blown inter towns now
you suck
AND THEN HE GETS ERASED HAHHAHAHAHHA
im so gersh dang cerl
hahahahhaa

 

yo jiggas wiggas niggas i be figgas out dat ya'll biotchs schizzle the wack forizzles
what the fuck you suck
see yo i can be freestylin
fuck gimmie more of that shit GOOOOOD shit
AND HE GETS CASTRATED
hey yo yo i chosse forizzle cuz i am dat wack aight beatch damn foo nigga
im senseing a big case of ganstapheria and the cure is castration if you will

 

die fuckers!!
hey man do you have any pot?
HAHA THEY DIED
SNOWMEN RULE HELL
not you you bastard
hey man did you get that pot??

 

that'll be 300 dollars
nice tits
later at his house
right here?
yeah
HE IS LORD ABORTION
uh uhHH UHHH YES YES YES
rabble rabble rabble

 

yo jo home dog yall done casterated me
HAHAHA YOU FUCKING DESERVED IT MOTHER FUCKER
yo g that not nice yall aight
its my turn now
its a 100 dollar fine for commiting suicide so HAHAHA BURN BITCH BURN
haha death to me and pain to you

 

OH MY FUCK
hah yalls is wack
dont insult THE HAND
dont be hatin
ha haha ha DIE!
AHHH DONT BE HATIN

 

hahahah ya'll still wack to the izzle
whack off that is huck huck huck
yo dog dat aint rite yall
hey man i wanna guest star on oprah
yall oprahs my gurl homie g j dj mother mejay sizzle forizzle
TIME TO DIE BITCH

 

yall get the HAIL away from me
im mister dust bunny from barney and friends
yo ima busta cap on yall and DATS forizzle
oh satan......
HAHAHHAHA HE FINNALLY FUCKING DIES HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAH
AHHHHHH!!!!!!!DONT BE...*sizzle*.....*crack*
time for you to die BURN BITCH BURN

 

mister t what the fuck is your last name
yo jerk face mother fucker im cool
hey man dont get like all flippy on me what is it
jaisus christ its tbag
were all so cool in now where land
im hott
what the fuck

 

shes gay
ok bitchass mother fuckers lets take roll
i want this tooth pick
she flips out
NO MOTHERFUCKER IM NOT LAUGHING YOU CANT HAVE IT GODDAMNIT
jesus christ get off your period
she admits too bleeding THEN A FUCKING TRUCK HITS HER FOR NO FUCKING REASONHAHAHHAHA DIE BITCH
did you say period 24/7
no but i should have

 

hi guys im jimmy and im a fucking pussy and i play foot ball and im a stupid ass jock
im gonna kill you
that doesnt make any sense cuz im the best person in the world
YOUR DEAD NOW
haha we all hated him

 

hi w00t n00b sup
n2m sos jch u?lol lmao u r teh n00b w00t w00t lol lmao haha ha he he he omg wtf stfu asl fu mf 8/m/ca koolioz ur on aol omg wtf lol lmao gtg cyaz lylasbfae lyl
stupid mother fucker
hahahahhahaha

 

gargah gule im so cool blah blah
no you suck
you wanna fight about it? balh ssccuuchgurgle
ol' diablo will take you
TO BE CONTINUED...........
shit im a fire

 

you sum bitch you fucking straped a bomb and blew us both to hell!
well your face is ugly
well your gay fagot hahahhahhahahahah
well at least i dont butt fuck my mom
what the fuck
haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyy
you fucker dont let hm talk about me

 

mother fucker. literally
ohh i cant see shit cuz im stupid (man hes gonna fall for it)
OK THEN DIE FUCKER HAHAHHAHAH
NOOOOOOOOOOOO
HAHAHAHAHA HE DIES WASENT HE A FUCKER
waell my job here is done time to hit the road back to the farm

 

abra fucking cadabra
what the fuck your gay
hocus fucking pocus
your dead now
HAHAHHAHA WITCHBURNER
presto-burn!!

 

robbies gay
STOp all the violence hey im cool cuz i listen to the misfits
hahaha your a fag
stop yit stop it bitches yhahahha
your a fag hahahha abra cadabra
HAHAHA NOW HES A MOTHERFUCKING DONKEY
guh huh im soo cool
haha i ate half of you

 

attack!
no you suck im a yankee hehehe
haha you died bitch
hay im a better hand then you

 

this is what happens when robbie is so gay
yeah
he made all those fucking computer jokes and it messed with my computer
yeah he should die
in fact he has one day to live
im on your side

 

hes gay
im GAY AND PROUD thank you very much
i know robbie
oh see now he made another fucking computer joke and it messed me up so hes gonna die
a very painful death
YEAH
YEAH

 

checkmate bitch
jo man yall wanna mess? YALL WANNA MESS?
what the hell man
i bes a warnin ya. yalls messing with DA BESSD
fuck man

 

hey man whats 5x5
twenty-fizzle
man thats not the answer stop flirting with the girls
i say da answa be twenty-fizzle
Later.........
SHUP BISOTCH
I SAY DA ANSWA BE TWENTY-FIZZLE

 

hey man
shouldn't we be fighting or something
well why dont we put aside our differences, and just be brothers
yeah man! we can have sleep overs!
And they skip away into the sunset....

 

A dinga dringa darga letas gooa
Cheese is good
After this they fight and both commit suicide because they killed the one farm animal that they depended on to live....
Oh here we are in amish land! dinga dringa darga
I say nay. this shall be leif ericsons island
HEAR YE, HEAR YE I SHALL CLAIM THIS AS AMERICA! BOMBS APLENTY SHALL REIGN THIS CONTEININT!
Dude, that name sucks, but I'll just accept it at the risk of being tarred and feathered.

 

So, hows the food issue coming along? You didn't eat the tobacco again did you?
Yeah, I did that last week. Man, I need to stop it.
The triceratops turns into his true robot state.
I AM THE LIZARDATOR, SENT FROM THE FUTURE. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU WANT, YOU WON'T GET IT.
DAMN IT. YOU GOT ME AGAIN.
Many stories are to be told with dinosaurs and heroes from both future and past......
Victory is ours, but for how long???

 

We must find robot XR-200 and destroy him.
Ok, but how did you get here?
In the year 2050, when there were cross-breeds between animals and humans.
OK, we must figure this out. There isn't much time John. We must act fastly.
Right you are. Lets go......
So, you fricken' went back in time? Jesus Christ, I hope no one revealed the secert of masterbation....
Ohhh yes, my friend. Oh yes.

 

Hello, I'm here to destroy.
I'M SORRY, BUT BEES DIDN'T EXIST UNTIL AFTER WE DID. YOU MUST GO TO ANOTHER TIME PERIOD OR I WILL BE FORCED TO WIPE OUT THE ENTIRE POPULATION THAT WILL EVOLVE INTO YOU IN 5....4....3....
Sorry. See ya in a few million.
THAT IS WHAT I THOUGHT. TALK TO THE HAND.
Later...
You can call me.....ODDJOB.
What the fuck is with these dinosaurs?

 

In the future, i will be known as the gropanator and be elected govener....of california.
Why does this matter?
Your bones will be placed in a museum in San Fransisco.
THAT'S my fate?....Word.
IT'S ALL HIS FAULT WE HAVE THE PLAGUE OF RAP AMONG US NOW.
By saying that, you will be placed in the Rap+Hip hop hall of fame....you started rap. You have little time to survive.
Right.....Should I make some more coffee?

 

Well, it looks like the adventures are coming to an end as Evan doesnt have enough time to make comics.
Damn it!
Damn it!

 

Meanwhile.....
Sir! We need to fire our weapons now Sir!
Oh yeah?
They are......
What?! WHAT?! Out with it boy!
Insert text here
Insert text here
Insert text here

 

So, what would you like for Christmas, little boy?
A belt sander!
So, what would you like for Christmas, little girl?
Matches!
Finally, Santa gets a present!
Only the best blow-up dolls.

 

Wow, i just had an idea.
Really?
No, acually I didn't.
Really?
Your hot, give me a blow job.
Really?

 

Hey, what are you doing here?
I'm bill from Safe Auto reminding you to play it safe.
Here at Safe Auto, we work harder and harder every day just for you.
So play it safe with Safe Auto.
Shut up.
PLAY IT SAFE! SAFE AUTO!
Are you gellin'?

 

Hello, servant.
J-J-Jesus I S-Serve Thee-e-e-e!!!
It seems there is a problem however.
Yes. Yes, there is.
They're L33t.
S|_|P n00|3? J00 |317<|-| L0L
J00 d0|\|''7 74l|< 70 \/\/1r7|-\1|\|g d47 \/\/4|317<|-| LM40

 
bIOTCH@@
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

Oh no...
What is it?
Santa's been into the rum again.
Uh oh, lets just hope he can't get into the stables this time
....and the dwarf said:"thats no genital warts! thats my wife!"....
Ok im horny enough now. Anal?

 
I knew the title would get people to read this!!

 
God, this is boring.

 

FACT:Science is fun
FACT:I'm smarter than you are
FACT:Your hotter than me.
Read the sign

 

Ok, look. I'm not happy with you tonight.
It's on!
He had a bigger axe.
Bye!
He throws the axes, smart ass.

 

Dad, I'm going to my friends house tonight.
Son, this is really worrying me.
20 seconds later...
NO DAD! I DON'T CARE!
Son? SON!?
What are we going to do about this? Hes been there once already!
I don't know! Call the police!

 

2 hours later...
Dad, I'm sorry....
Son, you can't just say sorry and expect for it to make up for going to your friends house!
.....but i have to do this.
Do what, son? WHAT?
I'm going to bed.
NOO!!!!!!!!!

 

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz................
zzzzzzzzzzz.................
God I hate this show
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...................

 
I WOKE UP!!!

 
Hi

 

And with this hat, you'll come alive.
Hot diggity, I'm alive!
What's the first thing you want to do Frosty?
Hmmm...
(laughs)
What? IS THERE SOMETHING ON MY FACE????

 

We CHINA May-Kade an Ashey!
We want horny sex so we sign you up for fee viaga!!!
Ony tree rules...
One: Dis neva weally happened...
Two: My name is uhnown
...And Tree: We haave dicks

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