Epic Fail Kid

Author: laughwhore

Date: September 27, 2009

by laughwhore
9-27-09
Hey little squirrel. Everyone hates me. My girlfriend dumped me, my mom kicked me out and my dad smacked me.
*nibble nibble*
I dropped out of high school and got tasered by a police officer. My life is pretty terrible right now. I need a friend.
*nibble nibble*
You'll be my friend right little buddy?
Hell no, loser!