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| I don't have any tattoos, because tattos are cool, and I am not cool, and if I got a tattoo, it would be false advertisement. | |
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| Unless I got a tattoo that ttold you how uncool I am, like a pocket protector on my chest, or maybe just a giant portrait of George Takei that takes up my whole back. | |
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| Or, like how Tupac had 'thug life' on his stomach in gothic letters, I could get one like that, but mine would say, 'resistance is futile.' | |
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