Voicemail

Author: leildavid

Date: August 14, 2005

by leildavid
8-14-05
My dad'y always trying to write jokes for me, so I'll get these voicemails from him.
Leil! I thought of something funny, call me back. It's your dad.
Because he has to identify himself. Like if I got a message that just said 'Leil, I thought of something funny call me back' I'd be like, "God?? Is God trying to write jokes for me.
Every once in a while he'll give me a little sneak preview of the joke in the message.
Leil, it's your dad, call me back, and when you call remind me of the thing I thought of about the home depot.
Oh, this is going to be gold.