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So, I call my dad back to hear the gold nugget that he's thought of about the home depot.
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| Oh yeah, man, you seen how many HANDICAPPED parking spaces they got at the Home Depot now? I mean, how many HANDICAPPED people they got shopping for lumber, huh? What do they need to build, RAMPS?? | |
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| RAMPS, son! Are you writing this down? | |
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| Yeah, dad, I got the ramps thing. It's just that it's exceptionally offensive. | |
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| HANDICAPPED is a funny word! | |
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| Yeah, Dad, I think the only way I could get away with that joke on stage is if I did it in your voice, then made fun of you for saying it. | |
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