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| My wife has a lot of gay male friends, which means that I have to constantly listen to other men saying things to my wife that I'm not allowed to say. | |
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| Like, seriously, if I had the poor judgement to call my wife a fat bitch, I'd be sleeping outside on the fire escape. | |
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| Meanwhile if big gay Andrew calls her that, she just blends him up another mango margarita. | |
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