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| I converted to Judaism. Primarily because Jews don't have a hell, which is perfect for me. | |
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| Because I plan on killing a lot of people. | |
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| I actually hit kind of a road block on the road to conversion though, because of the whole circumcision thing. | |
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| Not that I was afraid to have the surgery, it was a matter of principle, because I looked it up, and the whole reason for circumcision in Judaism is it's supposed to be a trade off. | |
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| In excahnge for circumcision we're supposed to get Israel. What the hell kind of a trade is that? Have you seen Israel lately? | |
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| I mean I'm no real estate mogul, but I really don't feel like that particualr territory is worth a piece of my dick. | |
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