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| My wife's always asking me if she looks fat. This really bothers me as a comic, because the whole 'women always think they're fat' premise is so hackey. | |
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| And yet she asks me about it so often I just have to talk about it. | |
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| I mean, I know yes is wrong. That's easy enough. Any man who doesn't know that yes is wrong deserves what he's got coming to him. | |
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| And you can try 'no' but when I do that she usually says 'you're just saying that to shut me up.' Which I am, so I don't really have a response to that. | |
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| So I tried something different, I said "well, baby, I don't think you look fat, but if you do want to lose weight, you could go to the gym." | |
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| Everybody I've ever told that story to seems to know that that was a wrong thing to say. | |
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