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| We need a lot more punishment fitting the crime in this country, and we don't have it because our justice system has no creativity. | |
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| Like the day that I finally snap and shove some guy's nextel up his ass because I can't stand the chirping anymore, that's assault, I won't argue with that. | |
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| But it'll also be humiliating for him, because you know it'll be all over the papers, and most importantly it'll be fucking funny. | |
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| So my punishment should be something that will be equally painful, humiliating, and hilarious. | |
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| Whatever it is it'll have to be televised first of all. And the sentence would be that I have to slip on a bananna peel and fall down a flight of stairs. | |
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| Or I walk out of my apartment one day, and a bucket of shit just hits me on the head. | |
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