Enterprise

Author: leildavid

Date: February 28, 2006

by leildavid
2-28-06
WARNING, THIS JOKE CONTAINS MATERIAL THAT ONLY TREKKIES WILL GET. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW WHO PLAYED THE GRAND NAGUS YOU MIGHT WANT TO SKIP THIS ONE.
A little part of me died when I realized that there would be no more Star Trek
And that day was the day I saw the first episode of Enterprise. I wanted so much to like it. Quantum leap had made me love Scott Bakula, and Jolene Blalock was hot. I was ready to beleive.
I knew Enterprise was going to be bad the first time I heard the theme song. I was so bad I had to laugh. I laughed so hard I dropped my Romulan Ale. There's still a blue stain on the carpet.