awful moments 2

Author: lemm

Date: March 2, 2001

by lemm
3-02-01
ring ring
hello?
hello, it's the hospital here. i've got some good news and some bad news. your wife has been in a car crash. she's lost both arms, both legs and she'll need help eating for the rest of her life.
oh my god. whats the good news?
i'm kidding, she's dead!