Check at a later date to see if this is at all amusing...

Author: lildeucecoup

Date: May 15, 2007

by lildeucecoup
5-15-07
I know I'm not your real dad, but no fake son of mine runs off to join the military two weeks before Christmas!
I just bought these clothes from the army surplus store. I thought they were sort of neat.
Boy, I'm only gonna ask this and I'm gonna ask it real slow.
You some sort of homosexual?
No.