Take it from me, pirate dads just don't understand.

Author: lildeucecoup

Date: May 16, 2007

by lildeucecoup
5-16-07
Hey dad.
Hello son. Still not a pirate?
No. Not yet.
Shouldn't you have graduated from pirate school by now?
I've had some grade issues and going to school gives me anxiety attacks!
Throwing thousands of dollars away for you to go to pirate school gives me anxiety attacks.