Boilermakers

Author: lildeucecoup

Date: May 25, 2007

by lildeucecoup
5-25-07
Dad, I've been thinking about it and I've decided to apply at Purdue.
Purdue? Son, your skin doesn't even have any pigment. What makes you think you could get accepted at Purdue?
I'm....really not sure what my skin pigment has to do with anything.
You see me son? Take a good look at my skin. What do you notice about it?
Your healthy pinkish hue?
That's what a Purdue man looks like.