Ever have one of those nights?

Author: lildeucecoup

Date: August 18, 2007

by lildeucecoup
8-18-07
Sir, we've been getting calls all night about your apartment. Did you have some sort of party here?
Fist of all, how did you get in my house? Second of all, go fuck yourself.
You have no door sir. It was removed and set on fire and thrown out of a window sometime in the last hour.
I've been sleeping, but the woman down the hall has alot of cats. Go talk to her.
I'm gonna need a run down of everything that's happened tonight.
Well, I was napping and then I went for a walk and then..