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| Yesterday while I was taking a shit at work, somehow a mosquito bit me right on the dick. It itches so bad. | |
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| How are you gonna explain the herpes like growth on your cock to your girlfriend? | |
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| I already explained that a mosquito bit my dick. | |
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| Can you put Benadryl cream on your dick or will it negatively affect my sex life? | |
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| Just don't use too much. You don't want it to accidentally get it in your pee hole. | |
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