2 dope boyz in a cadillac

Author: lildeucecoup

Date: September 22, 2007

by lildeucecoup
9-22-07
The other day me and the wife were fighting and I sort of held her down and pined her arms back and started working a finger into her asshole.
Ok...
Not like, IN HER ASSHOLE, but over the pants. At one point she literally started crying.
Why are you telling me this?
I couldn't think of a better ice breaker for the "If you ever fuck my wife I'll kill you with my bare hands" lecture.