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| The other day me and the wife were fighting and I sort of held her down and pined her arms back and started working a finger into her asshole. | |
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| Not like, IN HER ASSHOLE, but over the pants. At one point she literally started crying. | |
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| Why are you telling me this? | |
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| I couldn't think of a better ice breaker for the "If you ever fuck my wife I'll kill you with my bare hands" lecture. | |
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