2 dope boyz in a cadillac

Author: lildeucecoup

Date: September 22, 2007

by lildeucecoup
9-22-07
I wore those spandex biker shorts you love so much to work today.
Oh, sounds sexy.
It turned out to be a big hassle. My ass ended up sweating like crazy.
Well, it could have been worse. At least you still looked great.
It was all fun and games until I took a shit. There was no toilet paper in the room so I had to use my shirt to wipe the shit from my ass.
I really don't think you HAD to use your shirt.