What if Hendrix meant 'Oral Sex' and Van Halen meant 'Aids'

Author: lima

Date: July 19, 2005

by lima
7-19-05
You can NOT be serious, Oral Sex is by far superior to Aids. Give me Oral Sex over Aids any day.
No way, Aids is fantastic, i really got into Aids during the eighties. Aids came about and rendered Oral Sex obsolete. Everyone just thought 'fuck Oral Sex with this Aids thing we've got now'
Bullshit. Aids has no soul. Aids is soul destroying.
Soul? Pah, you're not going to get all spiritual and say that Oral Sex could take you to a 'higher plane of happiness' or whatever
I am. Oral Sex is just a joy, i can go all day with Oral Sex in my ears. Anyonje can pin down Aids just by playing fast and not bothering to finger correctly. Very few people can do a good Oral Sex.
Oh fuck off John, i hope you get Van Halen