Swatting the Barflies II - True stories from behind the bar

Author: lima

Date: December 30, 2005

by lima
12-30-05
Oi! This fuckin' gambling machine has stolen my fuckin' money! I won fifteen quid off this machine and it won't give me it!
Would that be the same fifteen quid that you asked me to change into coins for you, not ten minutes ago?
No! I won fifteen quid too! You'd better re-imburse me 'cos i can't pay for my train otherwise
I can't do that, company policy. Also, if you've gambled away your train fare and believe that hitting the machine in various places will help get it back...
Then i have to assume that you're too stupid to tell if you'd won or not.