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| Last night, in bed, making love to my girl, whilst taking in her utmost beauty and just how sexy her body looked as she moved beneath me... all I could think in my inconceivably tired state, was... | |
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| "Standard Liege... Club Brugge... Feyenoord... Anderlecht... Sparta Rotterdam... A.D.O. Den Haag..." | |
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| Have you ever, during sex with a loved one, called out the name of an old flame at the moment of truth? | |
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| Let me assure you that calling her the names of obscure Dutch and Belgian football teams has far worse consequences | |
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| She didn't believe me that a popular latin term of endearment is 'Heracles Almelo'... | |
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| ...A dutch football team that now owes me a penis | |
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