Waiting for the Monolingual III

Author: lima

Date: April 23, 2009

by lima
4-23-09
The french for 'garlic' isn't 'putain eccossais' is it?
No, its 'ailles'. 'putain eccossais' means 'fucking scotsman'.... Oh for christ sake what did you do this time?
This french guy pointed to our Garlic Mushroom starter and asked what was in it. I told him mushroom was 'champignon'
What did you tell him garlic was?
A traditional french necklace
Ah