Slightly Autistic

Author: lima

Date: May 2, 2009

by lima
5-02-09
Uh, yeah, a flight to Tenerife does take about four hours from here. How'd you know?
Well it takes six hours to get to Turkey, so if you imagine Turkey swung round to the west then Tenerife would be about two thirds of the way there.
Thats kind of an autistic calculation. You know I could get the local hospital on the phone and they could take you away in, like, fifteen minutes.
Don't be ridiculous Clive
Its thirty six miles away. They'd have to travel at one hundred and forty-four miles an hour to get here in time, and the Transits it uses are limited in speed to..