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| BAD news: Michael Jackson died today | |
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| Medics suggested he suffered a heart-attack whilst dancing. They blame it on the boogie. | |
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| He just can't, he just can't, he just can't regulate his beat. | |
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| So he was hit by *bum bum* he was struck by *bum* a car-diac arrest. | |
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| He was fifty years old. He is survived by his eight and twelve year old sons, ten year old daughter, and four year old nose. | |
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| Wait, with all that plastic, shouldn't we recycle him? | |
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