Don't tell Stephen Hawking jokes

Author: lima

Date: February 8, 2010

by lima
2-08-10
So I quit my job at the Helium factory today. I don't like people talking to me in that tone of voice!
Helium factory? A factory that makes Helium?
The only way to make Helium is to fuse Hydrogen, and the only way to do that is to compress it so much that it combusts with all the pent up energy.
Stars are the only things in the universe that can be described as a Helium factory. So you worked in one did you? Thats stupid. You're stupid.
There's Helium in the sun? I always wondered why it was so high up
GRAVITY DOESN'T WORK THAT WAY