One of the funniest IRC scenerios I've been in.

Author: little_kitty

Date: July 22, 2003

by little_kitty
7-22-03
Started out innocently enough...
Howdy Miss Kitty. I'm Sherriff Jes. A whisky'd be might fine.
Howdy ma'am. I'm Deputy Jools. Better make that two.
Then takes a turn for the, uh, better with the Outlaw Chooby.
Miss Kitty, how much for a night of your company.
Depends on how long the night lasts. *giggle*
And ends with Chooby flying off into space and the Sherriff and Deputy getting drunk at Miss Kitty's bar.
Damn. I always just end up alone.