Dr. Lawson, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Advice Bloke

Author: little_kitty

Date: January 5, 2006

by little_kitty
1-05-06
Dear Dr. Lawson, I have a distinct feeling that my girlfriend is cheating on me with another woman. What should I do?
Tell her and her lover to meet me at Toad's Head Pub. I'll bring the condoms if they bring the lube.
Dear Dr. Lawson, My mother-in-law has been living with us for the past few months and she's driving me crazy. What can I do?
Touch of southern comfort in her evening glass of milk. She'll pass out and forget all about you.
Dear Dr. Lawson, I have a big party coming up and I can't find anything to wear to it, what do you suggest?
You're writing to the wrong columnist. I'll send this off to "Ask a gay man anything" for you.