Dr. Lawson, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Advice Bloke

Author: little_kitty

Date: January 6, 2006

by little_kitty
1-06-06
Dear Dr. Lawson, I'm in a lot of trouble with some unsavoury fellows
Unsavoury fellows? What are you, 16th century British?
I lost a lot of money on the races and I'm not quite sure what I should do
Well, I do believe there's only one thing to do.
Kill yourself. No way money like that is going to come to an unlucky fucker like you.