Dr. Lawson, Your Friendly Neighbourhood Advice Bloke

Author: little_kitty

Date: January 6, 2006

by little_kitty
1-06-06
Dear Dr. Lawson, I'm getting married next month and my fiance wants me to learn how to dance, but I've got no rhythm. What do I do?
Well, there's two options. One: You suck it up and take dance lessons like a pansy.
Two: You tell your wife to dance with the bridesmaids while you take video shots of the whole thing.