Dead chicken

Author: llDayo

Date: October 7, 2002

by llDayo
10-07-02
You know, I love being a rooster. No worries, all the feed you can eat, and all the hens I can, ahem, well, you know...
But lately I've been getting the weirdest looks from Gary, the farmhand that works for Farmer Joe.
It all started when I clawed the eyes out of his dog. That mutt was looking at MY women! I had every right to protect my hoes! Sometimes I can feel him watching me, don't know what his problem.
Joe was remarking to him how fat I've been getting lately though. Kind of worries me, since, ya know, I taste like chicken. I think I'll make an escape and try to find chicken valley.
Grrrrr...
Uh oh, looks like I was a little too slow. Well, nice knowing you all, look for me in your grocer's freezer! My new alias will be Purdue!