The Diet Fads of the New Millenium (for Orange_Slippers)

Author: lmharmon

Date: August 6, 2004

by lmharmon
8-06-04
2003
Did you hear about my new diet? Ohmigod, I lost 58 lbs.!!! High Five! (Not too hard, though, you'll break my arm!)
Ana/Mia Forever!
2004
I'm totally thinspired! I'm goin' total zero carbs, zero protein, zero fat!
Dr. Atkins Roolz!
2005
I, like, totally haven't breathed for six hours, and I'm avoiding water for the next 21 days straight!
Essentials of Life, my ass! You look better than than J.Lo! Wooot!