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| Did you hear about my new diet? Ohmigod, I lost 58 lbs.!!! High Five! (Not too hard, though, you'll break my arm!) | |
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| I'm totally thinspired! I'm goin' total zero carbs, zero protein, zero fat! | |
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| I, like, totally haven't breathed for six hours, and I'm avoiding water for the next 21 days straight! | |
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| Essentials of Life, my ass! You look better than than J.Lo! Wooot! | |
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