When Fast-Food Mascots Attack

Author: lmharmon

Date: August 14, 2004

by lmharmon
8-14-04
Welcome to Arby's, I'm Oven Mitt, may I help you?
Hi, I'm Oven Mitt, too, may I help you help me?
Those ovens are hot. I'm a mitt! I can help.
This fast-food chain ain't big enough for the both of us.
Damn, that was cold.