A Real, Live Marriage (this isn't even remotely funny)

Author: lmharmon

Date: August 16, 2004

by lmharmon
8-16-04
This happens about once every couple of weeks.
Goodnight, honey. It's late and you need to get your sleep. I'm going to stay up for awhile and work.
Okay. I'm not sleepy, though.
I don't mind that he screws off when he claims to be working. I do it, too.
Edit photos, upload photos to color lab...email customers...download porn...play Delta Force while wearing headphones...
*Bleep* *blip* *bang! bang!*
If I asked him to come read to me, he would. He's a good man. See, I told you this wasn't funny at all.
Honey, I can't sleep.
I'm going to use my binoculars to take out the 50 calibers...then I'll blow down that helicopter.