My relatives are blood-suckers

Author: lmharmon

Date: March 6, 2006

by lmharmon
3-06-06
Year One
Arrrrrrrrr!!!
What have I got myself into?
Years Two, Three, and Four
Grrrrrr! Rrrrrrrawrr! Blah, blah, arrrrrrrrr!!!!! And it's all your fault!
Why can't I just have a normal family?
Five years total elapsed
Arrrrrrrrr!!! I don't understand why you don't like me!!! Grrrrrrrrrrr!!! Not that I really care!! Grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!! Rawr! Arrrr!!
Jesus Christ, but your particular brand of dysfunction is dull.