opus 1 by lobsterturtle3-14-08 I'M DRUNK IN SPACE! GORBLE GORBLE GORBLE YOU LOOK KNACKERED! GORBLE GORBLE GORBLE I BET YOU COULD DRINK LIKE A FISH! GORBLE GORBLE GORBLE
opus 2 by lobsterturtle3-16-08 I HAVE A TASTY BEER!!! NO WAY! YOU CAN'T HAVE IT BECAUSE YOU ARE UNDERAGE!!! THAT'S SO NOT FAIR! HAHA THOSE ARE THE RULES SUCK IT UP! THIS COUNTRY SUCKS!!
opus 3 by lobsterturtle3-17-08 IS HE DEAD YET? CHOP CHOP CHOP I WISH HE WOULD DIE ALREADY CHOP CHOP CHOP YOU SUCK AT THIS GAME CHOP CHOP
opus 4 by lobsterturtle3-17-08 I'M NOT SPEAKING TO YOU YES YOU ARE NO I'M NOT YES YOU ARE INFINITY! NO I'M NOT INFINITY PLUS ONE! I HATE YOU
opus 5 by lobsterturtle4-02-08 HI IM A PILE OF SHIT! YES YOU ARE! I SMELL BAD! YES YOU DO! HAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHAHA!
opus 6 by lobsterturtle4-02-08 WE ARE GOING TO HAVE TO FIGHT! IM LEAVING YOU! BUT I LOVE YOU! THE ZOMBIES LAUGH AT ALL MY JOKES! I CAN LAUGH AT YOUR JOKES TOO! TOO LATE!
opus 8 by lobsterturtle4-02-08 I AM AN EMO! I HAVE NO FRIENDS! EVEN MY IMAGINARY SNOWMAN FRIEND HATES ME!
opus 9 by lobsterturtle4-02-08 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THERE WAS WATER IN THE DESRT! I LIED LOLOL! LOLOL! LOLOL! WE'RE GOING TO DIE! LOLOLOLOL!
opus 10 by lobsterturtle4-04-08 HAHA LOOK AT YOU GO! HULA HULA SHAKE IT BABY! HULA HULA YOURE SUCH A DORK! HULA HULA
SALE by lobsterturtle4-04-08 I FOUND A KID IN A DUMPSTER I WONDER IF HE IS AON SALE! HEY KID ARE YOU FOR SALE! YES!
CHIRP by lobsterturtle4-04-08 HEY MISTER BIRD GUY ITS SPOOKY IN HERE! CHIRP! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA! HAHAHAHA!