All comics by lockyourfart

 

by lockyourfart
11-27-07
HELL YEAH I AM THE ESTABLISHED MAIN CHARACTER OF THIS COMIC
WATCH OUT I'M ABOUT TO HAVE SOME WACKY ADVENTURES
WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU? >:(
:(

 

by lockyourfart
11-27-07
WELL I SUPPOSE EVERY STRAPPING YOUNG LAD NEEDS A SIDEKICK
COME, LET US GO ON EXCITING ADVENTURES
OK
LATER
>:(

 

by lockyourfart
11-27-07
WE SHOULD INTRODUCE SOME NEW CHARACTERS IN THIS COMIC FOR ++LAUGHS
hi im dumbledore

 

by lockyourfart
11-28-07
YOU ARE THE WORST NEW FRIEND EVER
I'M GONNA GO OVER HERE NOW, BYE LOSER
:(
LATER
go away
HI I'M THAT KID FROM THE HIT CHILDREN'S CARTOON SHOW "RECESS", WOULD YOU LIKE TO PLAY A JOKE ON PRINCIPAL PRICKLY LMAO

 

by lockyourfart
11-28-07
HELLO THERE SIR DO NOT FRET I AM NOT A TERRORIST
WELL THAT'S A RELIEF
JK DEATH TO THE INFIDELS
OH NO
ASSHOLE >:(

 

by lockyourfart
11-28-07
MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO :)
PRAISE ALLAH
THERE IS A SPECIAL PLACE IN THE HEREAFTER FOR THOSE WHO PARTICIPATE IN JIHAD.
BUT I'M SANTA :(
ACQUIRING WEAPONS FOR THE DEFENSE OF MUSLIMS IS A RELIGIOUS DUTY. PREPARE TO DIE

 

by lockyourfart
11-28-07
GREAT SCOTT, MARTY, WE HAVE TO GET BACK TO THE FUTURE
GEE WHILIKERS, DOC
LATER
I HAVE TO HELP OUT DOC AT THE CLOCK TOWER BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE :(
HOORAY YOU SAVED THE SCHOOL DANCE
:(
WHOOPS I FUCKED IT UP. LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HERE FOREVER
>:(

 

by lockyourfart
7-02-10
OH MAN IT'S TIME TO CATCH UP ON ALL THE STUFF THAT HAS HAPPENED SINCE LOCKYOURFART WAS CANCELLED
AVATAR WAS A GAY MOVIE
LOCKYOURFART SUCKS >:
SOME GUY NAMED OBAMA IS ON TV A LOT
AND AN OIL SPILL, ETC.

 

by lockyourfart
7-02-10
MEANWHILE, KATE AND SAWYER ARE ON A PLANE ;)
THIS SUCKS
WE SHOULD FUCK SINCE WE'RE GONNA DIE ANYWAY
FUCKING FUCKING
FUCKING FUCKING
TO BE CONTINUED???
OH NO IT'S THE SMOKE MONSTER
COME WITH ME MR. LOCKE I NEED TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING (LOL)

 

by lockyourfart
7-02-10
IT'S BEEN THREE DAYS WHY HAVEN'T WE BEEN RESCUED YET?
idk
im going to set off a nuclear bomb :(
FARADAY HAS A CAT
DO YOU WANT TO GO BOWLING WITH THAT COCONUT OVER THERE?
my cat does. meow meow :)

 

by lockyourfart
7-02-10
HEY WILSON, HOW'S IT GOING THESE DAYS
FUCK YOU, TIM
DON'T TALK TO ME THAT WAY I WAS IN TOY STORY 3. AND GALAXY QUEST. ASSHOLE >:
*FAP FAP FAP FAP*

 

by lockyourfart
7-02-10
I AM STONED, BRAH
WERD
PUT YOUR MOUTH ON ME, SON
OK
:)

 

by lockyourfart
7-02-10
COME ON KID, LET ME SHOW YOU WHAT DREAMS ARE MADE OUT OF
OH MAN THIS IS THE BEST WEED EVER
THE PLOT THICKENS
FOOL I AM ACTUALLY A TERRORIST PREPARE TO DIE
OH NO!
HAHA JUST KIDDING
I THINK THAT OTHER KID IS PISSING ON A SQUIRREL

 

by lockyourfart
7-03-10
HO HO HO, OK ELF IT'S TIME TO GIVE PRESENTS TO ALL THE CHILDREN :)
EXCEPT THE JEWS
YES I SUPPOSE SO :/
AND THE MUSLIMS
MORAL: UNLIKE SANTA, THE APOCALYPSE OF 2012 WILL NOT DISCRIMINATE

 

by lockyourfart
7-03-10
HEY BRO CAN I BORROW 50 BUCKS?
I'M NOT DYING FOR YOUR SINS JUST SO YOU CAN BUY BIG BLACK DILDOS FOR YOUR UNHOLY HOMOSEXUAL ORGIES
SEACREST OUT
JESUS WEPT

 

by lockyourfart
10-27-23
WELCOME TO BURGER FUCK, CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER? LOL
YEAH CAN I HAVE A BUTT?
>:(
JOIN OUR PATREON FOR MORE QUALITY CONTENT LIKE THIS AND MORE

 

by lockyourfart
10-27-23
??? IF YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND, I'M THE FIRST IN LINE ??? ???
??? ??? HONEY, I'M STILL FREE, TAKE A CHANCE ON ME ??? ???
i've been thinking about committing suicide lately
??? ??? ??? JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY, JEREMY SPOKE IN CLASS TODAY ??? ??? ??? ??? ???

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