What if Lord Of The Rings was 'Lord Of The Bong' instead?

Author: lone_wolf_3652000

Date: November 10, 2011

The Fellowship is broken Glimi, only you and I remain. We must complete the quest ourselves! The One Bong must be destroyed!!
Nay, Master Gandalf, I say we SMOKE IT!
The Bong answers to only one master!...
I said SMOKE IT WIZARD!!!!
-Sigh- Alright, we're screwed no matter what. May as well kill a few brain cells. One Bong to fry them all...One Bong to find them...
Hang on dude, I got some Longbottom Leaf...