What if Lord Of The Rings was 'Lord Of The Bong' Part 2

Author: lone_wolf_3652000

Date: November 10, 2011

hehehe...Dwarf Dude...we are like...so stoned.
Aye...I can't feel my face...I probably won't even feel it when Sauron bitchslaps me...
Dwarf Dude...you hungry all a sudden?
Aye, I could use a Twinkie or two..
What the hell is a Twinkie?
Dunno, but it sure sounds better then Lembas...