Lost Tales From The World Of JRR Tolkien.

Author: lone_wolf_3652000

Date: June 18, 2013

Why Orcs hate Dwarves
Far over the Misty Mountains cold, we brew a beer called Dwarven Gold...
Alright already, I'll try it!
This tastes like Dwarf piss!
Aye..I may have filtered that bottle through my kidneys first!
Graahhhh!