Lost Tales From The World Of JRR Tolkien #2

Author: lone_wolf_3652000

Date: June 19, 2013

Gandalf refills his stash
Elf Chick, I like...really need some more 'pipe weed' heh heh!
Already?! -sigh- Alright Gandalf, but this is going to cost ya.
Name it.
You gotta give the dragon a prostate massage. He's really getting cranky.
What?! I've never done that to a dragon before...
Well, yeah, but I have it on good authority that in 60 years, you'll kill a Balrog...