All comics by looser890

 

by looser890
1-25-08
who are you ugly man
your worst nightmare b****
you...***...hole!
ya,yo mama too!

 

by looser890
1-25-08
great a ugly alein here to destroy earth.better kill that b****
we come in not to kill.we are freindly
say hello to my best freind,mr.ax.
hi mr.ax.
stuiped f***en alein.try to take over this f***en planet

 

by looser890
1-25-08
hey,do you have a dream?cause i do.
what is it dude?
To go to heven with a trophy wife.i can see it now...
In your dreams.
in his dreams...
Hi trophy wife,nice day in heven right?
ya baby,it sure is.

 

by looser890
1-25-08
hello mr.aren't you a little to old to dress up for halloween?i meen the bunny pants,the bunny shirt and that horrable mask your wearing.p.s were you cutting a tree?
what mask???
ha ha ha ha ha!*glasses fall*ha ha ha.your ugly.HA HA HA!!!!!!!
ya, say hello to mr.ax
The End?
freeze!i'm with the F.B.I and i'm bringing you to jail for murder!
ooh sh**.

 

by looser890
1-25-08
so what are you in for?
i was walking and a man said to me"your a stupid peice of bakin".so i kicked him in the balls then threw him in to a garbage can.so the cops got me and now here i am.
cool well i'm going to run out of here when i get the chance.
when he gets the chance...
freeze you dirty son of a b**** i'm going to kick your a**.

 

by looser890
1-25-08
20 minits after the fight...
ha,and you thought you could beat me.
i wanted to kill you,but you killed me?f*** you.you b****
later outside from the jail...
oh god,it's you.how did you get out?i mean god.plus,your ugly,but i do want to eat you.
well i got out cause i'm gay.so i told a gay cop i was gay,so we did gay sex.
end.
god that's sick,and i'm not gay so don't get your hopes up!
damn,he's not gay.there gose my gay dateing plans.

 

by looser890
1-26-08
ha,all i need to do is shoot this missle.Then we'll win the war.
5,4,3,2...
NO,MY MISSLE.IT BLEW UP!!!!!
i worked so hard.WAAAAAAAA.WAAAAAAA
1,blast off.

 

by looser890
1-26-08
hey cthulhu,long time no see,beep.what have,beep,you bin up two lately.beep.i've went on 50 computer dateing websites.all they had were ugly,desprit laptops.
well i've been on a no eating saloirs thing.I now eat captions. i feel like a million bucks,but my wife locknes mounster got a davors with me because i left my dirty underware on the floor.
*transforms*.so you better go cause if those humans find you.there 18 year old girl will try to have sex with.i know cause she tried to on me.
and thats a bad thing.

 

by looser890
1-26-08
aaah,the 18 year old human girl.cthlhu,HELP!!!
sexy computer.bring it!
beep.get the f*** away from me.i'm 12 i'm not old enough to do this.B**** get your b***s away from my mouse.HELP cthulhu.HELP
silly computer.i know you like this.
ok,maybe a little.but...is that your v***** aaah!no not on my key board.aaah!.

 

by looser890
1-26-08
hi little kitty,i got a prize for you.
meow?
take that you ugly son of a b****
MEOW!!!!
ugly kitty."the humans won't like a dead kitty"

 

by looser890
1-26-08
ow my god.it's a compooper,i thought they were fake.like madona!
hmmmm,i have a prank.
*puts on costume*raaaaaaa!i'm the devil.boo.rrrrrrrr!
bwhahaha.this is as funny as the new gay michael jackson!

 

by looser890
1-26-08
cthulhu,i it's been 6 years.but now i feel like somethings missing?
wow,your eighteen.maybe it's a hot lady your missinghere's a test.i right now have a hot girl.
wow...your hot.are you single and like computers?cause i like a hot girl in red.
yes want to go out?
hey,what about me.you know what,f*** you.f*** you b****!go f*** yourselfs.f***en computer i hook you up with a sexy girl and you f***en back stab me.no,f*** you b****!

 

by looser890
1-26-08
At the lady's house...
well,just me and you.here alone.want to
have s**
*kisses*ooow baby.*puts mouse on b**bs*god this is better then when i did this on "what computers do when your gone 2".
ya,what ever you said.*kisses*
well that was...fun.don't talk about this in public?
sure

 

by looser890
1-26-08
oow,it's you.uuuhhh,what happen to your wife?
we got a davors because i was looking up naked ladys.so one day she caght me on a naked lady website and well,then a davors.
stupid computer.
well i have to see the temple god and stuff to see if i get the of a gaurd.
now at the job iterveiw
uuuhhh.ok.i am 18.i look at naked ladys and i am not gay and last i past prinstin univerid.
you got the job.

 

by looser890
1-26-08
*smokes cigar*wow i feel werid uuuhhh.
hi mr.computer
*drops cigar*oh god *picks up phone*911 help my house is on fire.
AAAAHHHHH!HELP!HELP!HELP
we saved your cat but the boy died !!!!
That was a girl dude.

 

by looser890
1-26-08
sorry but...he's dead.
It's a she and who cares.
in the computers mind...
computer 1,334,564, you have done a sin because you broke the 6th comandment:thow shall not kill.so you will get bad luck unless you cut off bobbys hollys arm.
oh man.
the end...
hi.
hi,me bobby holly,me get missin from god to kill you cause you have to cut bobbys arm for luck.

 

by looser890
1-26-08
Ahhhh!!!power low.oh my god,if i die with bad luck i'll go hell!i can't die.
ha,me soon kill computer.
*trasforms* raaaaah! *cuts of arm*
well a deals a deal so you got your luck back.hold on let me say the spell:ce ce co,ce ce co...why you crank tat souja boy and super man and oh.
ya,i got my luck back!WOOOOOOO

 

by looser890
1-26-08
butch love you.
sorry,uuuhhh, butch i have a boy freind.
what's that butch
butch kill you f***er!

 

by looser890
1-26-08
i think your an ugly 24 year old.
butch no like f***ers.butch kill f***ers
f*** you b****.
oh my god,hunny,that ugly 24 year old killed my husband!
bye.got to go before you call cops on me.

 

by looser890
1-26-08
butch come to work for pay check.
yes your pay is $99 & 98 cents
butch want $100 dollars.
i'll rase it to $99 & 99 cents,but not $100
ha,that what you get boss!

 

by looser890
1-26-08
what you doing in potty room with compooper.duuuhhh?
typeing to my freind bob.were playing hospitl
*computer* don't worry.i'll help you
thank you docter
no corny games in potty room.duuuhhh!

 

by looser890
1-26-08
can you fix my wall?
ok,what's there to loose.
1 hour later...
i quit.i'm hert.
the book says not intill you die you can quit.so i'll help you.
AAAHHH!
YOUR,FIRED!!!

 

by looser890
1-26-08
hi,who are you?
i'm mr.socko.i'm a sock puppet.here to help you with my anger problems.
me no need help with anger!
AAAHH!MY FUCKING ARM!
5 minits later...
so you oderd one arm with sock puppet.that will be $12.50 please.
yes,i love to have arm and sock puppet.you do know i ate my bolth my arms off with sock puppet.

 

by looser890
1-26-08
i here for job
no we dont hire assholes you mother fucker hahahaha
you make butch mad
what the fuck is that
7 min later
dead kid sale
i will buy it for 100 dollars

 

by looser890
1-26-08
love you crab
i am not a crab
kill bitch he kill crab
i am an angel you cant kill me
me miss crab
fuck you

 

by looser890
1-26-08
so your name is bitch,hi bitch.so your 24.wow and you past pre school.your smart bitch.
well, me no bitch,me butch.
but we got someone better.john f kennedy.
YOU SAY ME BITCH FIRST!NOW YOU DON'T PICK ME!FUCK YOU ASSHOLE!FUCK YOU TO HELL!
FUCK YOU UGLY!

 

by looser890
1-27-08
peace now,butch never!
butch no like what you said!
ha bitch!
you are you ugly peice of fart!

 

by looser890
1-27-08
hi bugs bunny,what the fuck do you have in your hands?
uuuhhh,doc ya your my compatishon and so i'm going to killing you.
fuck you asshole.go to fucken hell!
i'm sorry it's not you,uuuhhh,well maybe it is but,uuuhhh,no you just suck.
uuuhhh,what's up doc.

 

by looser890
1-27-08
on the internet chatroom...
hi are you a singel sexy girl who want's some brad in there life because then your in luck.
well i'm singel and sexy but if you want to date me then yes meet me at my house.789 jackson ave.
hi...your hot.
i'm a boy.
uh,hmmmm,i'm leaving!
damn!

 

by looser890
1-27-08
in the show yo mama...
yo mama so ugly,she looked out a window,and got arested!
ya well yo mama so-
ZAP!
ha!shew fly don't bother me!
you son of a bitch!
rrrrrr!

 

by looser890
1-28-08
who are you?bowser in a costume.
who the hell is bowser?i'm john and i'm going to kill!
oh shit,god help me now,plese.
here i come.your going to die.
sorry mario,i'm on brake.
AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

 

by looser890
1-29-08
hey look,mail.hope it's my naked lady of the month poster.last week was vitorya.
hi joe,heres you mail.
hello,ashley.wow this is better then my pole dancer in the kitchin.

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